After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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