Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think im going to throw up on grandma
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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