I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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