ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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