i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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