That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
