So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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