I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
