I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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