I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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