I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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