Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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