just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The feeling are messing with the penis
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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