No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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