well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Boobs are out for the taking
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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