I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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