My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
