not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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