He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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