i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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