like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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