he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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