Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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