Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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