maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
