Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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