Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
two words: eviction party
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i out mim tonsoeep
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