did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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