i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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