rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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