eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
