I wish my penis had an off switch
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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