We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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