Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
be right there i have to get my cape
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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