she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
