I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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