Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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