Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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