Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
