My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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