it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Someone came in the potted fern
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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