You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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