You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Houston, we have a squirter
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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