On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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