Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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