you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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