Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I have demons in me.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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