You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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