I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Farmville is her only friend.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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