just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
send nudes
from the living room?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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