If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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