i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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