So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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