If i come over, it means nothing
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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